Cadiz carnival 🎡. Starting off as soon as I left Seville. I met some cool cats from the US with Polish Rum. We had a party bus rocking all the way to Cadiz. We karaoked and danced our way to the party. I was in the top three in the costume contest. Mermaid for the win. Then as soon as we role up this girl on our bus that was pounding mimosas throws up everywhere and passes out. So our tour guide that was suppose to show us how to get to the party had to take this girl to the hospital. So here’s little me with this group of people headed to try to find this party. Lol what a joke! No cell service, no maps, what a wild trip. I was on a wild goose chase to find Ewelina and the rest of my ESN group to head home with. We all got a little side tracked on the way because “Oklahoma” wanted to have a goodnight. We stopped to get bottles and take a couple shots. We then moved on to the party. I tracked down Ewelina and her friends and left my new found friends from Seville. We partied until we had had enough of drunks and the cold. Cedes and I decided I had to pee for the thousandth time that night and ventured from Val and E to find a toilet. On our way I found out I was in hell. We waded our way through the crowed streets to search for a toilet. At one point it was so thick we couldn’t walk. I had to drag Cedes through. After we made it through the swarm of people, I felt a little relieved, that is until some pendejo walked by and stole my Vodka. I yelled at him and his two friends turned around… not my smartest move. Then I said you can have it and went the other way. We continued the night looking for a toilet while I sulked because my brand new bottle was stolen. I don’t even drink that much. I was just 😡 mad. We texted Ewelina and Valerie and met them at Burger King 👑. After seeing sex in the streets and at least 20 g strings on the ground and water falls of pee coming from behind trash cans or out in the open for the more open females I had had enough. I saw more female and male parts then I would like to admit and it was not on purpose, but props to the guy who used this cape to hide the thrusting. We ended up in Burger King for about two hours and then finally headed home. I’ve heard Cadiz is a beautiful place… definitely isn’t during carnival. The streets where wet and it wasn’t with rain and littered with more bottles and trash then I’ve ever seen.  Wishing to see its beauty at day light sometime … a traveler